Archive for May, 2009

31 May

Bumps and Bruises

When I die and go to hell, I won’t be trapped in a burning lake of fire or torn apart by Cerberus. No, I’ll be stuck in a room full of screaming, sweaty, smelly children — day in and day out for all eternity. I really don’t like kids, or at least most of them. [...]

10 May

Happy Mother’s Day

Today is Mother’s Day and, like so many, it has me thinking about my relationship with mom. A little background info here — In 2001, mom decided it was time to “retire” and came to Colorado for a few months to visit and look at living here in the Centennial State. Eight years later she [...]